Little Johnny
It's Christmas morning, and little Johnny opens all his presents. Sweets, an Action Man, some football socks, a book or two. When he's had a go playing with them, he goes round next door to see what his friend little Timmy got.
Timmy says, "A bike, an electric car you can ride in, the complete Chelsea strip, a new Play Station, and tickets for a trip to Disney in Florida".
So Johnny replies: "That's so unfair! I wish I had leukaemia too".
