Haiku
Life
Born in the fifth month
Time, a snap of the fingers
What the fuck was that?
Death
Whoops, oh shit, bollocks
Crack open skull on bath rim
A wet bar of soap
Love
Beautiful inside
But ugly on the outside
A lifetime alone
Frustration
It’s only a game
Some molehills become mountains
Man U beat Chelsea
Hate
There’s only one God
All of them are different
Excuse for a war
Job satisfaction
Gave up work early
Then diagnosed with cancer
Enjoyed retirement
